the World Cup

Italy vs. SomeTeam
me: that was a great fall! hahahaha
him: oh please. he is so over-reacting. total actor.
me: why is he just lying there? why doesn't he get up?
him: ...
me: maybe, he's waiting for the referee to come check the scene out... so he can decide whether to book that guy or not.
him: oi. this is footballlah. not CSI.
me: new franchise... CSI: World Cup. here comes Grissom with his brushes.

England vs Portugal
me: i love Ashley Cole's spiffy red shoes!
him: eww.
me: mmm those Portugal boys sure fill their shirts up well.
him: i wish i had his butt.
me: eat more. and do your butt-clenches.
him: no. i wish i had his butt... in my hands.

god i love the futbol.