Friday, June 16, 2006

the joy of layzing

yesterday morning, i got up at 7:45am. i had to pee, and so i did. i looked at the clock on my cellphone and patted myself on the back for getting up so early. then, i went back to bed.

at 8:25am, Jules called to wake me up. the night before, we had planned on watching the re-run of Big Brother together. i switched on the TV, arranged my pillows just so, and we commented on Lea's big boobs. Jules was annoyed that Pete wears eyeliner because he thought that he (Jules) was the only man who did that, apart from maybe drag queens. i told him to wake up and get his head out of his behind (in a much politer way, of course). after the show we hung up. i had a bowl of cereal (all-bran mixed with Crunchy Nut) and watched a very old episode of Frasier. then, a show called Don't Get Done, Get Dom came on BBC1, and i watched that too. it was all about a loud, bald man named Dom, fighting injustice against the common (wo)man like your average-looking modern-day superhero. he helped a middle-aged woman haggle for a large MPV, and he harassed a land-lord and made them return the deposit of a geeky young couple. after the show was over, i went back to bed.

i woke up from my nap at 2:30pm. i switched on my computer and watched a few episodes of Will & Grace. then, i had some orange juice, and some Cadbury with turkish delight. i looked around the room, and admired my model.

at 6:00pm, i watched The Simpsons. it was a double-bill; one episode on Channel 4, followed by another one right after on S4C. after The Simpsons, i read a chapter out of a book called The Life You've Always Wanted.

my dad called, and told me that the US PGA Tour was on TV. i told him that maybe it is back home, but here in England where everyone is crazy about ze fussball, nothing is on TV except bloody football matches.

i took another nap and woke up at 8:30pm. then, i had a bath. i watched Sugar Rush on TV, and after that, My Best Friend's Wedding. while it was playing in the background, i returned Jules' call - he called while i was in the bath - and we spoke for about an hour and a half. he told me about a dream he'd had where he made out with his tutor and woke up feeling disgusted (i think he secretly meant excited). i told him that the night before i dreamt i was riding a horse at a funfair. he said that he'd probably come to Liverpool on Sunday, if i promised to buy a shower adapter for my bath. i said okay, maybe.

then it was 1:00am and he went to bed so i attempted playing Shadow of the Colossus again. this time, i felt the pad vibrate when it detected the colossus, and so i headed towards the area that made my pad vibrate (hehe). i ended up in some kind of valley with ruins and had to work my way around to get to the top of a cliff. there was nothing around the cliff, and so i threw myself off of it and landed in a shallow pool. i called for my horse, Agro, and we trotted around but i still couldn't find the colossus. i got sleepy and decided to save my game. but instead of saving it, i accidentally quit without saving. i think i'll go back to games that don't require much thinking. this is too hard.

i went to bed at 2:15am, but didn't fall asleep until it was almost 4:00am... partly because it was kind of cold last night and instead of closing the windows i just threw another blanket on the bed, and partly because (maybe) i had been sleeping all day and not doing very much else.

this morning i woke up at 10:43am.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, full day of tv and just doing not so much! awesome.

Sat Jun 17, 07:00:00 am  

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