conversing with Mum
me : i fixed the laminate floor in my kitchen yesterday.
mum : what?
me : laminate flooring. the previous tenants left packs of it behind and i fixed it in yesterday.
mum : oh that's nice. what did you eat it with?
me : what?!
mum : the lemonade sauce. what did you eat it with?
i present to you, myself. in 30 years.
on another note... Becky if you're reading this, i just finished reading your book today (i guess you can guess how much work i've gotten done!). makes me want to fly to Japan and be a glam geisha girl. or fly to New York and be a glam geisha lady at the Waldorf. and man do i have high hopes for this movie!
mum : what?
me : laminate flooring. the previous tenants left packs of it behind and i fixed it in yesterday.
mum : oh that's nice. what did you eat it with?
me : what?!
mum : the lemonade sauce. what did you eat it with?
i present to you, myself. in 30 years.
on another note... Becky if you're reading this, i just finished reading your book today (i guess you can guess how much work i've gotten done!). makes me want to fly to Japan and be a glam geisha girl. or fly to New York and be a glam geisha lady at the Waldorf. and man do i have high hopes for this movie!
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What's the name of the book you just finished?
Memoirs of a Geisha. if you haven't read it yet, do! it's great.
scary convo, hope im not that bad when im old!
you know what's scarier? she's only 51! imagine what it'll be like when she's 80!
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