on my desk right now

phone, sweets bowl, paper, butter cookies, box of screen cleaning tissues, camera, corkscrew, sugarfree gum, headphones, Ella Fitzgerald box set, camera charger, cardfolder, RW-CD, brochure for the Paradise Project, rubberbands, bottle of mayonnaise, the Beatles beer mug, Alton Towers pencils, drumsticks, A4 printer, cables, paper clips, push-pins, post-its, penny, earbud bud, twopence, lip moisturiser, bottlecap, penholders, pens, pencils, scissors, Olfa cutter, cafetierre, glass, butter knife, earrings, tissue, bra, claw clip, book, purse, A3 printer, empty candy floss container, carboot lamp, bag.